Zombie Cliche Lookout: A New Hero
Let it not be said that I don’t pay attention to my fans. You guys have been asking for an exciting new character to be introduced into the comic, and today I finally delivered. Let’s all join in to welcome out newest zombie survivor: Jesus Christ. I have to confess, this character isn’t an original creation of mine; I’m borrowing him from another book. Regardless, I think everyone is going to be really happy with the new addition.
Unlike our other characters, Jesus has several advantages in that he’s the immortal son of God, and capable of all manner of miracles. Where our other heroes have to rely on improvised weapons and firearms, Jesus can use magic to destroy the undead, or anyone else that gets in his way. Also, he’s got a cool robe.
About this Episode:
While a lot of you guys were able to predict my moves in the last few episodes, I’m happy to say that not a single one of you saw this little twist coming.
I was pretty excited about this episode, so I bumped it ahead by a day. So we’ll get reviews tomorrow instead of a comic.
Discussion Question: What Do You Think?
So I’m curious, what does everyone think about our new addition to the cast? Are you excited to see how the comic changes with Jesus around? Sick of seeing Sam and Jesus, and want to jump back to some other characters? Let me know.
My prediction is that he won’t be quite as popular as Scrimshaw, Bricks of the Dead’s long running favorite character, but you guys are still going to love him. You know, except for those of you who find this offensive and/or blasphemous.
Oh, and to those people, sorry about that.