Zombie Cliché Lookout:
Even with all the whiz-bang technology at our fingertips, things occasionally go sideways. For instance, something could prevent the satellite uplink between a field reporter and her television studio. These minor technical difficulties are almost always nothing in real life, but in a horror flick the inability for people to get in touch with “the safe zone” is generally a means to tell us that the shit has just hit the fan.
“Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?”
Now I have a nightmare vision of that Verizon guy as a zombie. “Can you hear BRAINS now?” and so on.
At least as a zombie you’d be okay to hit him in the head with a bat. Guilt free!
So I should infer that you know something about the guilt of hitting him in the head, then? Hmmm….
Just wishful thinking.
Heh. Reminds me of the Zombie Subway meme- “Subway – Eat FLESH”.
Love that one. It’s such a perfect fit.