About this Episode:
Okay, so I was obviously stalling a bit last week. The reason for that was I wanted to get everyone out of that tan hallways that’s so difficult to light well. This nice green room looks so much better, don’t you think?
Zombie Cliché Lookout:
You know what my absolute favorite tactic is? Hey, look over there!
Sorry, I couldn’t resist. At any rate, I just love diversions. Now I’m no tactician, but it seems to me diversions should be a regular part of any zombie survivalists arsenal. Just imagine being in a tight spot and sending the least-popular member of your party tear-assing through a crowd of dead heads while he’s got pounds and pounds of rancid meat lashed to him. Escape would be easy, at least for everyone else in your group. The best example I can think up from a recent zombie movie is from the otherwise disappointing Land of the Dead. In the film, survivalists use fireworks to distract zombies while they raid towns for supplies and other loot. It works great until the fireworks invariably fail, but you have to expect that, right?